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International Blasphemy Rights Day!
August 18, 2018 at 11:17 pm
(This post was last modified: August 18, 2018 at 11:20 pm by chimp3.)
I do this every year. I start a thread promoting the right of free expression of irreligious ideas leading up to September 30th. International Blasphemy Rights Day is September 30th, 2018. In solidarity with those that horribly suffer from commiting this victimless crime, I invite everyone to blaspheme loudly and proudly. Please express your blasphemous self without restraint as there are those who suffer far greater penalties than whiny theist complaints on atheist forums.
I will start us off:
Fuck the Holy Spirit!
Fuck Allah!
Fuck Krishna! I am jealous he can fuck a hundred women at the same time though!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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RE: International Blasphemy Rights Day!
August 19, 2018 at 4:44 am
Love ya, chimp, but isn't promoting 'International Blasphemy Rights Day' on an international atheist forum rather like promoting 'International Breathe In And Out Day'?
Boru
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RE: International Blasphemy Rights Day!
August 19, 2018 at 4:55 am
It's like cursing Voldemart. What's the point?
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RE: International Blasphemy Rights Day!
August 19, 2018 at 5:04 am
(August 19, 2018 at 4:55 am)purplepurpose Wrote: It's like cursing Voldemart. What's the point?
Pain relief? No,
seriously .
Happy Dio Cane day to all!
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: International Blasphemy Rights Day!
August 19, 2018 at 9:54 am
I want to ejaculate in Jesus' spear hole . . .
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RE: International Blasphemy Rights Day!
August 19, 2018 at 10:13 am
(August 19, 2018 at 4:55 am)purplepurpose Wrote: It's like cursing Voldemart. What's the point?
Fun and funny!
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RE: International Blasphemy Rights Day!
August 19, 2018 at 12:14 pm
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . .
Is it still blasphemy if it's true ??
We need a theologian to weigh in on this.
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