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International Blasphemy Day 2017
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International Blasphemy Day 2017
Time to get warmed up for Blasphemy Day 2017. September 30th. Use this thread to practice your vicious barbs, caustic wit, and celebrate the freedom to mock that many around the world are forbidden and even killed for. This thread can also be a file of jokes, memes, etc. to gather from on September 30th and spread the joy around the net. Feel free to deposit your best and worse. Worst is best! No gods are off limits , no men with big hats are too semi-divine.



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God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
The most blasphemous statement I can think of:  'Dear religionists:  Try to remember that people of other sects/faiths have just as much of a chance of being right as you do.  Chew on that.  Love, Boru.'

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#3
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
Aha! Thanks! September 30! I always forget what day it is and I always forget I'm allowed to Google these things!

Cheers! Respec'!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
Finding out Holy Scripture inerrantly records Jesus being crucified on Maundy Thursday and again on Good Friday takes the fun out of International Blasphemy Day.

I can't top that.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
"The fact that blasphemy exists as an offense is proof you all have no fucking clue on earth what the fuck morality even is, and yet you trumpet up to screaming levels that you own a monopoly on it, as if you're trying to convince yourselves of it because you don't even genuinely believe it yourselves, so what's that say about you and your faith, bitches?"
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
(July 29, 2017 at 8:31 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Finding out Holy Scripture inerrantly records Jesus being crucified on Maundy Thursday and again on Good Friday takes the fun out of International Blasphemy Day.

I can't top that.


unless the rumor most all crosses had pegs on them for additional splintery butt pegging humiliation is true, in which case, it's obvious, 



JESUS LIKED IT !!!
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#7
RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
I had no idea this was a thing. Well, perhaps I shall make a day of listening to Black Metal, chanting to Satan, and destroying a bible or two. Sounds like fun to me.
"I hate people who blame the Devil for their own shortcomings and I hate people who thank God when things go right."
 
 Voltaire.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
(July 29, 2017 at 5:29 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: The most blasphemous statement I can think of:  'Dear religionists:  Try to remember that people of other sects/faiths have just as much of a chance of being right as you do.  Chew on that.  Love, Boru.'

Nah mate, all the other religious leaders are in graves somewhere but Jesus is not, spot the difference?
PS- What exactly is it about JC that atheists don't seem to like? I kinda like him myself..Smile

To the snooty priests- "You're full of shit!" (Matt 23:27)
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
(July 30, 2017 at 12:54 am)Dropship Wrote: Nah mate, all the other religious leaders are in graves somewhere but Jesus is not, spot the difference?

Wot, you actually believe that tosh about Jesus coming back from the dead?  Heeheeheeheehee!  Good one.

(BTW, can you get me my very own real, live Talking Snake™ (Genesis 3)?  I've lost track of how many believers I've asked over the past few years, and none of them seem to have connections to a reliable supplier of chatty serpents.)
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