RE: Flood destroys Tony Perkins' house
August 18, 2016 at 9:49 am
(This post was last modified: August 18, 2016 at 9:50 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(August 17, 2016 at 6:22 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Now, if Perkins had slipped on a banana peel and somehow landed ass first on an enormous dildo, requiring the ministrations of an emergency room staff to pull the giant cock out of him, that would have pleased me immensely.The obvious takeaway, if his explanation of floods and natural disasters is authoritative...for the destruction of his home..is that if the above -had- happened...he would secretly enjoy it.
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