(August 19, 2016 at 11:21 am)Crossless1 Wrote:(August 18, 2016 at 8:18 am)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Appoint me Dear Leader for Life. Rhythm will be my Prime Minister, and you, Alex, will run the economy. ATF will be my Chief of Staff. Jenny A will be Minister of Arts, and Whatevs will be my Minister of Internal Security.
I will put a garage in every pot and a chicken in every car! Thump for Life 2016!
[Channels his inner-Dick Cheney]: I have reviewed all of the potential candidates for Minister of War as you ordered, Dear Leader for Life, and have come to the conclusion that the best person for the job is . . . me.
Also, in order to spare additional public money for your own completely justifiable personal use, I volunteer to head the Ministry of Propaganda. My salary for Minister of War will be sufficient to cover both cabinet positions, which I would undertake for the greater good of our nation and to celebrate to the world your own wise and glorious reign.
I only ask that I be allowed to directly oversee and control the budgets for both departments.
Finally, in response to your memo dated 17 August 2016, I have conferred with our legal experts. It seems that crucifixion and ordeal-by-badger can be classed as 'enhanced interrogation' techniques. So no worries. I think we can proceed with your plan to crack down on jaywalking enemies of the state.
Make it so.
