How Trump can win the election!
August 19, 2016 at 7:52 pm
(This post was last modified: August 19, 2016 at 7:56 pm by Jehanne.)
Make no doubt about it, I am voting for Hillary. But, here's my strategy for The Donald:
1) Both you and Hillary are professional liars; anyone else would be wearing a pair of handcuffs on a daily basis, which means a SuperMax prison for egregious, lying felons such as yourself and Mr. and Mrs. Bill Clinton. But, you, she and he managed to stay out of jail because you knew your limits, and especially, the Law's.
2) You're an asshole, a bigot, a chauvinist, and everyone knows it. She, on the other hand, is a warm, loving person in her private and work life, but in her public life, she comes across as being at least a little bitchy. Everyone knows it, but no one is going to use the "b-word", which means that you should not, either. Worst off, she's not very feminine, and rarely, if ever, wears any skirts. Most American women don't like that, and only the vocal ones who do like it show-up on national news to talk about it. Most American women only say that they want equality; deep down, it's more about a "first among equals"-type thing with men. As that "Big Fat Greek" movie said, most women want control of "the neck" and not "the head". It may not be PC, but it's true. (And, on an editorial note, this being an atheist board, this message will not be popular here, but most American women, for worse, are soft-faith theistic believers of some sort, mostly, the shallow, social type.)
3) So, Mr. Trump, you're a lying asshole, and everybody hates you, at least most people, even those who are working for you; likely, even your own third wife at least dislikes you, who just married you for the money, And, so, the day that you lose it all, your gold-digging wife will likely be finding a replacement millionaire, and, of course, everyone knows that you're not a true billionaire! Besides, she's getting too old and unsightly to attract the richest men on the planet!
So, Mr. bigoted, chauvinist asshole, do you still want to be President?! Well, when everyone who is not an ideologist goes to the polls here soon, they are going to "hold their noses"; the ideologues, of course, have already voted, even if they haven't yet. Question is, do the undecided vote for a bigot, or someone who is at least a little...
Here's the rub, Mr. Wannabe President. There is one CLEAR issue that divides you and Mrs. Clinton:
GREEN HELL!!!
While global warming climate change science is almost certainly true (just Google 'NASA GISS' to see the data yourself), the United States needs its fossil fuels, simple as that. That's the issue that you have to go after, or at least that's the issue that you have to paint Hillary into a corner on. Yes, the economy is going good now, but once "The Greens" get control (and, they are basically in control of the Democratic party right now) and the treaties get signed, it's all downhill, a massive, worldwide depression, one that spirals out of control, at least for the US. The damn Europeans are used to living in small houses, eating small meals, all the while enjoying their public transportation.
You said that you'll "tear-up the Paris climate accords," didn't you?? Well, President Clinton will keep those accords, sign them, and then, expand upon them. So, that's your issue -- not terrorism, not immigration, not gun control, etc.
Remember, Mr. Tump, "it's the economy, stupid". If you were a true businessman, you'd know that.
1) Both you and Hillary are professional liars; anyone else would be wearing a pair of handcuffs on a daily basis, which means a SuperMax prison for egregious, lying felons such as yourself and Mr. and Mrs. Bill Clinton. But, you, she and he managed to stay out of jail because you knew your limits, and especially, the Law's.
2) You're an asshole, a bigot, a chauvinist, and everyone knows it. She, on the other hand, is a warm, loving person in her private and work life, but in her public life, she comes across as being at least a little bitchy. Everyone knows it, but no one is going to use the "b-word", which means that you should not, either. Worst off, she's not very feminine, and rarely, if ever, wears any skirts. Most American women don't like that, and only the vocal ones who do like it show-up on national news to talk about it. Most American women only say that they want equality; deep down, it's more about a "first among equals"-type thing with men. As that "Big Fat Greek" movie said, most women want control of "the neck" and not "the head". It may not be PC, but it's true. (And, on an editorial note, this being an atheist board, this message will not be popular here, but most American women, for worse, are soft-faith theistic believers of some sort, mostly, the shallow, social type.)
3) So, Mr. Trump, you're a lying asshole, and everybody hates you, at least most people, even those who are working for you; likely, even your own third wife at least dislikes you, who just married you for the money, And, so, the day that you lose it all, your gold-digging wife will likely be finding a replacement millionaire, and, of course, everyone knows that you're not a true billionaire! Besides, she's getting too old and unsightly to attract the richest men on the planet!
So, Mr. bigoted, chauvinist asshole, do you still want to be President?! Well, when everyone who is not an ideologist goes to the polls here soon, they are going to "hold their noses"; the ideologues, of course, have already voted, even if they haven't yet. Question is, do the undecided vote for a bigot, or someone who is at least a little...
Here's the rub, Mr. Wannabe President. There is one CLEAR issue that divides you and Mrs. Clinton:
GREEN HELL!!!
While global warming climate change science is almost certainly true (just Google 'NASA GISS' to see the data yourself), the United States needs its fossil fuels, simple as that. That's the issue that you have to go after, or at least that's the issue that you have to paint Hillary into a corner on. Yes, the economy is going good now, but once "The Greens" get control (and, they are basically in control of the Democratic party right now) and the treaties get signed, it's all downhill, a massive, worldwide depression, one that spirals out of control, at least for the US. The damn Europeans are used to living in small houses, eating small meals, all the while enjoying their public transportation.
You said that you'll "tear-up the Paris climate accords," didn't you?? Well, President Clinton will keep those accords, sign them, and then, expand upon them. So, that's your issue -- not terrorism, not immigration, not gun control, etc.
Remember, Mr. Tump, "it's the economy, stupid". If you were a true businessman, you'd know that.
