RE: International Blasphemy Day
August 23, 2016 at 8:10 am
(This post was last modified: August 23, 2016 at 8:10 am by Cyberman.)
(August 19, 2016 at 10:14 am)vorlon13 Wrote: BTW, what if Joseph had committed oral sex on Mary right after god had dropped off his load??
Would the Holy Jism have impregnated Joseph (somewhere?) or would it have been some weird form of communion ??
Joseph getting pregnant and giving birth would have made for a much more impressive miracle than the one we got. Missed a trick there, God - never mind, perhaps one day you'll get something right. I can't think of anything offhand, but I'm sure there'll be something.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
