Why disbelievers believe? They believe in so called “God of the gaps”.

[TheRealJoeFish]

See: the Christian God is needed to stop the violence and terrorism. The Christian God teaches to love your personal enemy. The fact, what the killing can be allowed, does not take away the fact, that killing is unwanted: the Christian God does not like the killings.

Oh ffs.

Poe and the Herp Derps: A Play in One Act by TheRealJoeFish

(Enter Poe, Herp and Derp into Christian Echo Chamber)

Poe: We need the Christian God! There is so much killing in the world, that only He, who has commanded us to love one another, can stop it! No more killing!

Herp: Yeah! No more killing!

Derp: Yeah! Except the gays!

Poe: Yeah, umm... What?

Derp: Well, obviously the bible says gays shall be put to death. He who lies with another man and whatnot.

Herp: Dude that's effed up.

Derp: Gay sex? I know, right. That's why we should kill 'em, like God wants us to.

Herp: No, what you're saying.

Poe: God doesn't want us to kill gays.

Derp: Dear Lord, have you guys even read the bible?

(Derp quotes bible verses about killing people for 45 minutes while the audience attempts suicide)

Herp: That's not what any of that means! Get out of here!

(Derp exits and proceeds directly to Mississipi)

Poe: Thank God that's over.

Herp: It's amazing how people can be so utterly confused about what God does and doesn't want us to do, just from misreading the same Bible we have, which, luckily, we have both read perfectly and agree upon!

Poe: Yeah! So, where were we?

Herp: No more killing!

Poe: No more killing!

Herp: Except abortion doctors!

Poe: Oh dear.

(Curtain falls. Audience demands money back.)