(August 29, 2016 at 4:45 pm)Losty Wrote:(August 29, 2016 at 4:35 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Fixed that for you.
<Has a sinking feeling he's digging himself deeper and deeper with the ladies today>
Lmfao. If your wife isn't making you gourmet lunches on your work break...I would suggest it's because you're not tying her up and taking a [redacted] or [redacted] to her and making her scream or [redacted] like she never has and then [redacted] her until she's a quivering puddle on the floor often enough.
Well, you definitely have that right. Not nearly often enough! Then again, I'm not the one going through menopause, so I'm not sure how much of the blame I'm willing to shoulder, in that respect.Besides, who said anything about 'gourmet'? I'd settle for edible. I'm being a bit unfair, here. My wife is actually a really good cook. I just need to steer her away from the cold cuts section of the supermarket in the future.
