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Is this guy gonna feel foolish on may 22nd

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Is this guy gonna feel foolish on may 22nd
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RE: Is this guy gonna feel foolish on may 22nd
May 20, 2011 at 3:55 pm
(May 19, 2011 at 4:34 pm)Cinjin Cain Wrote: If you're in the middle of "rubbing one out" when jesus comes back, does that mean you'll meet jesus with your dick in your hand?

Of course not. If you touch yourself "down there," you have an instant ticket to hell.

(May 20, 2011 at 4:59 am)Jax Wrote: Spiderman was also interviewed! He says he will save us all! Tongue

Everybody gets one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hdr6SG_t1TU

Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Is this guy gonna feel foolish on may 22nd - by Cat - May 20, 2011 at 12:56 pm
RE: Is this guy gonna feel foolish on may 22nd - by Doubting Thomas - May 20, 2011 at 3:55 pm

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