9-11, give me a break.

[Faith No More]

Ah, yes, the good ol' "the government is super powerful and smart enough to pull off the massacre of thousands on live television without one shred of evidence linking them to it, but they weren't smart enough to make it appear consistent with the laws of physics" argument.  I can see it now...

Government stooge 1:  Okay, bring down tower 7.

Government stooge 2:  But wait, won't people see that the fire wasn't enough to take down the tower?

Government stooge 1:  I doubt anyone will notice.

Government stooge 2:  But it's being filmed on live television.  Won't people notice that it violates the laws of physics?  I mean, we jumped through all these hoops to orchestrate the perfect plan, and this just seems like an extreme oversight.  If we were going to get people to commit suicide to bring the towers down, why didn't we have someone suicide bomb the foundations or something along those lines?

Government stooge 1:  Meh, the only ones smart enough to notice are going to be people like Alex Jones, and who's going to listen to that guy?  He believes aliens are taking over the planet.

Government stooge 2:  Good point.  Bringing down tower 7 now.