9-11, give me a break.

[Thumpalumpacus]

I'm not interested. It wasn't a demolition, and I'm not going to waste my data plan on watching that.

Now, if you're able to explain in your own words how you think three demo crews could wire three buildings housing tens of thousands of workers without being noticed by the janitors, the food service crews, the HVAC, I'm all ears.

Unless you think they were in on it too.

Gosh, your conspiracy keeps getting bigger!

Yes, this is getting ridiculous, and perhaps it's time I put a stop to it.

It was me. I brought down the buildings.

I also delivered Obama in Kenya. And I was the photographer for the Apollo moon landing hoax.

Why'd it take you three shots to get Kennedy? Ray Charles could have hit the bastard right as he was turning in front of the TSBD.