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I am better than God!

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I am better than God!
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I am better than God!
September 25, 2016 at 10:20 am
I am a much better person than God, Allah, or Jesus Christ!

I would never condone drowning children for disobedience, placing young girls into sex slavery after commiting genocide, or turning any woman into salt for a turn of the head.

I would never allow a son of mine to be tortured and killed because his friends were fornicators.

I don't think you would either.

I would never stand by and watch a child raped and murdered. I would do anything in my power to stop that from happening.

I believe you would too! That makes us all much better than god.

Oh, and I would never turn water into wine just once and refuse to do it again. I would (if I could) make it a standing miracle for all. Any time you want a glass just wish it so. Any vintage. Penfolds Bin60A Cabernet-Shiraz 1962 ? It's on me!
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I am better than God! - by chimp3 - September 25, 2016 at 10:20 am
RE: I am better than God! - by Edwardo Piet - September 25, 2016 at 11:03 am
RE: I am better than God! - by chimp3 - September 25, 2016 at 11:07 am
RE: I am better than God! - by Mr Greene - September 25, 2016 at 12:46 pm
RE: I am better than God! - by account_inactive - September 25, 2016 at 11:09 am
RE: I am better than God! - by chimp3 - September 25, 2016 at 11:10 am
RE: I am better than God! - by Edwardo Piet - September 25, 2016 at 11:12 am
RE: I am better than God! - by chimp3 - September 25, 2016 at 11:13 am
RE: I am better than God! - by Edwardo Piet - September 25, 2016 at 11:20 am
RE: I am better than God! - by chimp3 - September 25, 2016 at 11:23 am
RE: I am better than God! - by Cyberman - September 25, 2016 at 12:26 pm
RE: I am better than God! - by Cyberman - September 25, 2016 at 11:14 am
RE: I am better than God! - by account_inactive - September 25, 2016 at 11:15 am
RE: I am better than God! - by Edwardo Piet - September 25, 2016 at 11:22 am
RE: I am better than God! - by Cyberman - September 25, 2016 at 11:17 am
RE: I am better than God! - by Edwardo Piet - September 25, 2016 at 11:24 am
RE: I am better than God! - by chimp3 - September 25, 2016 at 11:26 am
RE: I am better than God! - by Edwardo Piet - September 25, 2016 at 11:27 am
RE: I am better than God! - by Chad32 - September 25, 2016 at 12:34 pm
RE: I am better than God! - by Edwardo Piet - September 25, 2016 at 12:50 pm
RE: I am better than God! - by Mr Greene - September 25, 2016 at 1:06 pm
RE: I am better than God! - by Cyberman - September 25, 2016 at 1:09 pm
RE: I am better than God! - by vorlon13 - September 25, 2016 at 1:15 pm
RE: I am better than God! - by Edwardo Piet - September 25, 2016 at 1:12 pm
RE: I am better than God! - by brewer - September 26, 2016 at 8:53 am

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