A Muslim child's bedtime prayer:
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray Allah my soul to keep
And if I explode before I've awoke
I pray for 72 virgins to poke
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray Allah my soul to keep
And if I explode before I've awoke
I pray for 72 virgins to poke
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!