RE: How to become a Televangelist?
September 27, 2016 at 1:51 am
(This post was last modified: September 27, 2016 at 1:52 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Just keep screaming the craziest shit you can imagine at the top of your lungs until it sticks. I'm talking things you wouldn't believe that -anyone- would believe.
Some will, some won't, so what. When you finally have that audience identified you'll be the only provider of a niche product. Pretty much the same way they all did it.
Some will, some won't, so what. When you finally have that audience identified you'll be the only provider of a niche product. Pretty much the same way they all did it.
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