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Atheists are better in bed.
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RE: Atheists are better in bed.
You know... better than an atheist, is a sexually experienced human person.

It turns out rocks do absolutely nothing in bed. And leaves are also just no good. Other notable atheists like the trees just don't bend that way.

I'll take someone religious over an atheist any day that the atheist is not a sexually experienced human person.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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Atheists are better in bed. - by Jaysyn - May 26, 2011 at 7:40 pm
RE: Atheists are better in bed. - by Violet - May 26, 2011 at 7:54 pm
RE: Atheists are better in bed. - by Minimalist - May 26, 2011 at 8:00 pm
RE: Atheists are better in bed. - by HeyItsZeus - May 26, 2011 at 8:06 pm
RE: Atheists are better in bed. - by DeistPaladin - May 26, 2011 at 9:30 pm
RE: Atheists are better in bed. - by Doubting Thomas - May 27, 2011 at 9:36 am
RE: Atheists are better in bed. - by Shell B - May 27, 2011 at 1:53 pm
RE: Atheists are better in bed. - by LastPoet - May 27, 2011 at 2:06 pm

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