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Ask an Excited Penguin
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RE: Ask an Excited Penguin
(October 1, 2016 at 1:05 am)Excited Penguin Wrote:
(October 1, 2016 at 12:13 am)Rhythm Wrote: I've been waiting for this all my life!  Okay, first.  The huddling thing.  I get that it's cold, but isn't that alot of penguin on penguin...more than any decent being could countenance, right?  

Wink

Aight, for realsies.  How's the thread going?  What would -you- ask EP?

It's going great, though I suspect no one got that I actually answered every question pablo asked me... That makes me sad that my attempt at being humorous might've been interpreted as gibberish. All of my other answers were lame by comparison, but I'm glad that people cared enough to ask the questions anyway.

I'd ask myself, dude, I don't mean to be rude, but can you just stop being such a cunt, please?
Holy shit dude, I ask myself that all the time..and wouldn;t you know it...that asshole never responds to the question?

Fucking asshole.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Ask an Excited Penguin - by Excited Penguin - September 30, 2016 at 2:32 pm
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by Jesster - September 30, 2016 at 8:46 pm
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by Excited Penguin - September 30, 2016 at 11:23 pm
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by paulpablo - September 30, 2016 at 8:50 pm
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by Excited Penguin - September 30, 2016 at 11:11 pm
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by Excited Penguin - September 30, 2016 at 11:39 pm
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by PETE_ROSE - September 30, 2016 at 9:34 pm
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by Excited Penguin - September 30, 2016 at 11:42 pm
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by PETE_ROSE - September 30, 2016 at 9:40 pm
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by Excited Penguin - September 30, 2016 at 11:23 pm
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by Arkilogue - September 30, 2016 at 9:55 pm
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by Excited Penguin - September 30, 2016 at 11:43 pm
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by The Grand Nudger - October 1, 2016 at 12:13 am
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by Excited Penguin - October 1, 2016 at 1:05 am
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by Paraselene - October 1, 2016 at 1:06 am
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by Excited Penguin - October 1, 2016 at 1:07 am
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by Paraselene - October 1, 2016 at 1:07 am
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by Excited Penguin - October 1, 2016 at 1:08 am
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by Paraselene - October 1, 2016 at 1:09 am
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by Jesster - October 1, 2016 at 1:09 am
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by Excited Penguin - October 1, 2016 at 1:10 am
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by Jesster - October 1, 2016 at 1:12 am
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by Excited Penguin - October 1, 2016 at 1:15 am
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by Jesster - October 1, 2016 at 1:17 am
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by Excited Penguin - October 1, 2016 at 1:20 am
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by Paraselene - October 1, 2016 at 1:17 am
RE: Ask an Excited Penguin - by The Grand Nudger - October 1, 2016 at 2:40 am

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