What is your Favorite Religious Contradiction?

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Actually, it doesn't matter. "Jesus" stole the idea from Plato anyway who wrote, some 3 centuries before the alleged godboy:

but it is impossible for them to be at once both good and excessively rich—rich at least as most men count riches

Jesus knew this truth before the beginning of time, just a little bit before Plato don't you think.

Every time I think you have reached rock bottom you dig a little deeper. Really, how do you get through the day with a mind that defective?