Do Catholics have most boring churches/ liturgy?

[mcolafson]

OK, frankly I don't know if you can rate how boring church masses are, but I've heard sometimes in documentaries that only Catholics have Marian visions because their mass is so dreadfully boring, that they are so desperate to bring any new even remotely invigorating, that they pilgrim to their neighbor's bathroom's door because they see in it's tree-rings so called virgin Mary.
Other thing I remember is from documentary "Jesus Camp" where that evangelical little girl explains (this is from transcript): God is not in every church, there is such a thing there… it has certain church… they call: "dead churches"… and people there, they sit there like this:
We worship you, God,
we worship you, God.
They sing like 3 songs and they listen to a sermon.

My guess is she was talking about Catholics, am I right? Then she continues: Churches are God likes to go to… Our churches are  jumping up and down, shouting His name…

It seems that other Christian denominations even feel kind of sorry for Catholics because they have boring mass. So which one is most boring? And compared to other religion's masses like Krishnas, Muslims, Satanists... I guess Satanists have most fun.

I was at a Catholic church mass and I liked the music and singing in Latin.
or maybe it was Anglican? it was good.

I was in a Methodist church in Bournemouth, England and I liked its austere interior.
Somehow I like it better than catholic interior.

I was in a Lutheran church and I liked their organ music.
I really like it better than Baptist or any kind of modern protestant music...

Sermons... Some are really good.
But I suppose it depends on the talent and motivation of the preacher.
I knew a preacher, I would go to his sermons every Sunday. But the music, and singing...

Why should Satanists have most fun?
Do you enjoy cutting heads off cats and dogs?
Maybe you should get a job in a slaughterhouse, then.

And why are Jews not in the list?