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What god thinks of christian missionaries.....
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What god thinks of christian missionaries.....
...we'll be reading deuteronomy, today.  



The message is clear.  You are to kill them, not believe them, not humor them, not suffer them.  You cannot love them, you cannot show them kindness.  Entire towns (even the goats) must be burned on account of their existence, and if you fail in this...the lord will punish -you-.  

On the plus side, if you succeed he'll increase your numbers, though I'm sure that killing all those people and burning those towns probably has an effect on the relative numbers of your spawn vs their spawn all it's own.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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What god thinks of christian missionaries..... - by The Grand Nudger - October 5, 2016 at 2:45 pm
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries..... - by Drich - October 11, 2016 at 11:44 am
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries..... - by GOĐ - November 4, 2016 at 12:55 am
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries..... - by Drich - November 7, 2016 at 11:02 am
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries..... - by Lek - November 6, 2016 at 4:37 pm
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries..... - by Lek - November 6, 2016 at 4:38 pm
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries..... - by Drich - November 7, 2016 at 11:15 am
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries..... - by Drich - November 7, 2016 at 11:04 am
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries..... - by Drich - November 7, 2016 at 11:06 am
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries..... - by Drich - November 7, 2016 at 10:58 am
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries..... - by Lek - November 6, 2016 at 4:29 pm
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries..... - by Lek - November 6, 2016 at 6:23 pm
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries..... - by Lek - November 6, 2016 at 8:07 pm
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries..... - by Lek - November 6, 2016 at 11:28 pm
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries..... - by Lek - November 6, 2016 at 6:44 pm
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries..... - by Lek - November 6, 2016 at 7:54 pm
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries..... - by Lek - November 6, 2016 at 8:09 pm
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries..... - by Drich - November 7, 2016 at 11:17 am
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries..... - by Lek - November 6, 2016 at 9:45 pm
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries..... - by Lek - November 6, 2016 at 10:20 pm
RE: What god thinks of christian missionaries..... - by Drich - November 7, 2016 at 11:31 am

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