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Ask a rookie dad
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RE: Ask a rookie dad
My daughter seemed to be trying to make sure that she'd be the last of her kind from pretty much the moment she came into this world.   It was an eye opener for me, because I realized, through fatherhood, that girls are born with the innate drive to kick men in the nuts...whereas before I thought that this was something they learned.  My wife says that she kicked alot in the womb too.... probably aiming for my business, then, as well.


Just think of all the wonderful things you have to look forward to!
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I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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Ask a rookie dad - by LastPoet - October 6, 2016 at 5:35 am
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by paulpablo - October 6, 2016 at 5:40 am
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by LastPoet - October 6, 2016 at 6:04 am
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by Joods - October 6, 2016 at 5:56 am
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by LastPoet - October 6, 2016 at 6:01 am
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by Joods - October 6, 2016 at 6:05 am
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by pgrimes15 - October 6, 2016 at 6:06 am
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by LastPoet - October 6, 2016 at 6:17 am
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by Joods - October 6, 2016 at 6:24 am
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by LastPoet - October 6, 2016 at 6:33 am
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by Joods - October 6, 2016 at 6:35 am
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by The Grand Nudger - October 6, 2016 at 6:36 am
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by LastPoet - October 6, 2016 at 8:32 am
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by Joods - October 6, 2016 at 12:17 pm
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by Alex K - October 6, 2016 at 6:36 am
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by LastPoet - October 6, 2016 at 8:32 am
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by The Grand Nudger - October 6, 2016 at 8:38 am
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by Excited Penguin - October 6, 2016 at 11:09 am
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by LastPoet - October 6, 2016 at 12:01 pm
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by paulpablo - October 6, 2016 at 11:31 am
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by LastPoet - October 6, 2016 at 12:04 pm
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by deleteduser12345 - October 6, 2016 at 12:33 pm
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by Minimalist - October 6, 2016 at 11:37 am
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by Aroura - October 6, 2016 at 12:37 pm
RE: Ask a rookie dad - by LastPoet - October 6, 2016 at 1:03 pm

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