Bo Burnham He's a young comedian with a few bits that aren't great, but he can also be brilliant.
"My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time."
"If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no."
"Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it."
"Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own."
"My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish. She used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time."
"If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no."
"Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it's really fun to do and Oprah's on it."
"Quotes are for dumb people who can't think of something intelligent to say on their own."
