Are the holy angels like the time-cops?

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You don't believe in this "one true God" piece of algae that happened to be around first. You believe in a god who turned into a guy, walked around molesting lepers, then nailed himself to a piece of wood so he could change his mind. The gulf between these two is insurpassable, even if you managed to establish that the algae is God by equivocation fallacies.

As a bonus point, I don't give a flying toss about the algae or the self-nailing guy.

Our sinful nature can not be healed by plain forgiveness. Therefore, we need to eat and drink the Godman Jesus Christ.

I see. God doesn't have the power to forgive and heal directly. He has to sacrifice an avatar of himself first. It's weird, I can do it just fine. If someone does something annoying to me then apologises, I forgive them. I don't torture them.

Just another way in which I'm More Powerful And Moral Than God™.