Where else?

[_Velvet_]

For Christ's sake chimp do you ever think before you say something?        

If animals would be evolved as us they would not be animals at all.
If you would give a human consciousness to an animal this would die in no time.
Just imagine you inside an animal body.
You would not be able to express yourself nor to act as a human.
Your frustration to be stuck into an animal body would knock you down straight away.

You never thought about that chimp, did you?  

That's some great bait material you have there...