(October 13, 2016 at 8:34 am)abaris Wrote: Well, there's an upside to Catholic mass. Since they follow a strict lithurgy, you always knew it wasn't longer than 45 minutes, an hour tops. As a kid I always breathed a sigh of relief at communion. Only one more song, one more prayer and you were done.
You haven't heard, I bet, of the "Golfer's Mass"; in and out in 25 minutes or less!