And to help plan your day, here are some ideas:
Lust - go get all horned up and boink a friend!
Gluttony - eat until you can't walk, extra credit for inducing vomiting to allow for more gorging comestibles
Greed - get all worked up over making sure you receive enough presents to sate your base and carnal desire for material wealth!
Sloth - easy enough to do after gorging yourself, go sleep it off, and then take a BIG poo !!
Wrath - obviously, anyone giving you a disappointing gift will have to pay a price, make a scene, let your friends and family know they need to try harder to placate you!
Envy - it's inevitable, you're going to find out somebody else got something that by all that is good and true should have wound up in your hands, make sure everyone knows about it!
Pride - wear your new bling proudly, don't shy away from broadcasting just how special you are and the proof is your stack of presents!
Lust - go get all horned up and boink a friend!
Gluttony - eat until you can't walk, extra credit for inducing vomiting to allow for more gorging comestibles
Greed - get all worked up over making sure you receive enough presents to sate your base and carnal desire for material wealth!
Sloth - easy enough to do after gorging yourself, go sleep it off, and then take a BIG poo !!
Wrath - obviously, anyone giving you a disappointing gift will have to pay a price, make a scene, let your friends and family know they need to try harder to placate you!
Envy - it's inevitable, you're going to find out somebody else got something that by all that is good and true should have wound up in your hands, make sure everyone knows about it!
Pride - wear your new bling proudly, don't shy away from broadcasting just how special you are and the proof is your stack of presents!
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
