Now THIS. THIS is a nice, full, good introduction.
All you lurkers: note it! When you introduce yourselves: do it like this.
Welcome DanielShcaffiro, and mind you don't take me seriously
All you lurkers: note it! When you introduce yourselves: do it like this.

Welcome DanielShcaffiro, and mind you don't take me seriously

Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day