Provided Trump wins and doesn't actually start world war 3 instead:
Day 1: Accept in as ungracious a manner possible, talking lots of smack in Hillary's direction. Set a new low.
Day 2: Resolve to act presidential by day, tweet only in the early morning hours.
Day 3: Get up by noon, have another go at acting presidential.
Day 4: Get up by noon, have another go at acting presidential.
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Rinse and repeat.
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Day 67: Go on a bender. Disappear on a private jet for a week.
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Day 77: Pull a Sarah Palin and announce his unwillingness to go on with it.
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Day 79: Begin a stint on Faux news in some capacity or other.
Day 1: Accept in as ungracious a manner possible, talking lots of smack in Hillary's direction. Set a new low.
Day 2: Resolve to act presidential by day, tweet only in the early morning hours.
Day 3: Get up by noon, have another go at acting presidential.
Day 4: Get up by noon, have another go at acting presidential.
.
.
Rinse and repeat.
.
.
Day 67: Go on a bender. Disappear on a private jet for a week.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Day 77: Pull a Sarah Palin and announce his unwillingness to go on with it.
.
.
Day 79: Begin a stint on Faux news in some capacity or other.
