A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an atheist walk into a coffee shop...

[Thumpalumpacus]

Um, no. You see, there's a difference between faith, doctrine, and practice. You should perhaps look into it?

Oh, so they're "Christian" or "Muslim" in faith but not in practice, or doctrine but not in faith? Or in practice but not in faith or doctrine? I'll just deal with what the texts actually say and let the religious or their apologists fight over who is really living up to the ideals the foundational texts espouse. These ideals seem clear enough to me; that they don't to the nice ones is a problem we all must face.

Then your problem seems to be with the texts, great. No argument there.

Not sure how that fits in with the meme you made.