A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an atheist walk into a coffee shop...

[Mister Agenda]

And my point about "The Christians I know don't proselytize" is that it's as silly as a statement as "the Nazis I know aren't anti-Semitic." My assumption in this conversation is that these labels actually convey meaning, that a person who claims to be a follower of Christ actually knows and follows (or "attempts" to do so at the very least) what Christ instructed his followers to believe and do.

You can make a long list of silly statements no one here made. Who are you arguing with?