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Britain's upcoming royal wedding
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RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding
According to the media, Wills and Kate, now known as the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, were intent on doing their own cooking, shoping and getting ready for " work " prior to their nuptuals. Wrong! Just a few weeks into holy matrimony, the golden duo are advertising for " household servants " to look after their daily needs. What are they you ask? Well, Wills needs a valet to help dress him and his duchess needs someone to dress her, cause you see pumpkins, she's a style icon nowadays, whose " outfits are studied and commented on around the world ".
They are advertising in Buckingham Palace and an insider remarks how the " whole place is buzzing with excitement. Lots of people will want these prestigious jobs. This is a golden opportunity for someone to be in at the beginning of William and Kate's working and domestic lives ". ( the actual reality is that the palace staff are paid a pittance )
Wills must struggle at the moment because " there is so much to remember if you don't have a valet to look after you. They will also need a butler for when they entertain. "
The Duke has a place in Anglesey, Wales, but the newleywed royal superstars are also moving into a wing of Kensington Palace for when they are needed in London, hence the need for staff. Average property prices in this area are £20 million.

It's tough at the top, don't you think?

Also, a commoner who is well in with HRH rejoices under the grand title of " PA Advisor and Curator to HM The Queen ( Jewellery, Insignias and Wardrobe ). She apparently designs and fits maam's gear. For that she gets the job title and has been awarded the Royal Victorian Order and Queeny once told her " we could be sisters ".
Pass me the sickbag and sharpen up the blade citizens!
HuhA man is born to a virgin mother, lives, dies, comes alive again and then disappears into the clouds to become his Dad. How likely is that?
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Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by bozo - April 13, 2011 at 4:49 pm
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by Darwinian - April 13, 2011 at 5:20 pm
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by fr0d0 - April 13, 2011 at 5:40 pm
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by LastPoet - April 13, 2011 at 5:46 pm
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by padraic - April 13, 2011 at 8:50 pm
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by theVOID - April 13, 2011 at 9:22 pm
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by Napoléon - April 18, 2011 at 5:10 pm
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by Ace Otana - April 18, 2011 at 6:47 pm
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by padraic - April 18, 2011 at 8:14 pm
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by Minimalist - April 18, 2011 at 7:13 pm
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by bozo - April 23, 2011 at 2:43 pm
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by Cinjin - April 18, 2011 at 7:26 pm
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by Justtristo - April 19, 2011 at 8:04 am
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by Ace Otana - April 19, 2011 at 8:21 am
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by Justtristo - April 19, 2011 at 10:39 am
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by Ace Otana - April 19, 2011 at 11:07 am
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by leo-rcc - April 20, 2011 at 10:07 am
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by downbeatplumb - April 20, 2011 at 1:54 pm
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by Thor - April 20, 2011 at 3:49 pm
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by Napoléon - April 20, 2011 at 3:54 pm
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by BeoTurtle - April 23, 2011 at 8:44 pm
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by Minimalist - April 23, 2011 at 8:45 pm
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by bozo - April 28, 2011 at 6:15 pm
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by theVOID - April 28, 2011 at 6:28 pm
RE: Britain's upcoming royal wedding - by bozo - June 7, 2011 at 3:13 pm

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