Apparitions from heaven???

[emjay]

To me too... that's why I love Bottom (Rik Mayall et al) cos that's the ultimate in toilet humour "you're not supposed to be in there, it's out of order" "not as out of order as me mate" [long fart sound followed by a closing phut] And I can hardly get through the scene in Austin powers where he's in the toilet cubicle...  "come on, we're gonna get through this"... for the tears of laughter

But seriously, never? I find it hard to believe it when anyone says that because it's just a natural bodily function, along with burping, which sometimes just has to happen. Sure you can be polite about it... let it out gently and silently, but it still has to come out

Girls don't fart, mate. Farting is unattractive.

You're a trendsetter... maybe you could make it fashionable like you did for pooping?