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Have a good religion joke?
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RE: Have a good religion joke?
June 8, 2011 at 4:00 am
I keep having Christians come along and ask me if I've found Jesus? They've lost Him?! Again?!?!?!
Christians are very careless about their God.

While I have not found Jesus, I think I know where he is. Jesus is in prison

I cannot tell you the number of people who have said that they "found Jesus" while they were in jail or
prison. With that many independent reports, it almost has to contain an element of truth.

Perhaps some think prison is like an Easter-egg hunt to find Jesus. Many many people try to get parole by
telling their parole board that they found Jesus.... and sometimes it works!
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Have a good religion joke?

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Have a good religion joke? - by Thor - February 24, 2010 at 12:51 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by tavarish - February 24, 2010 at 1:11 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by leo-rcc - February 24, 2010 at 1:31 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by tavarish - February 24, 2010 at 1:38 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Thor - February 24, 2010 at 3:24 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Dotard - February 25, 2010 at 9:35 am
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Thor - February 25, 2010 at 11:24 am
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by AngelaRachnid - February 25, 2010 at 2:07 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Watson - February 25, 2010 at 2:16 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Thor - February 26, 2010 at 12:05 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by BethK - June 8, 2011 at 4:00 am
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by JohnDG - June 8, 2011 at 5:35 am
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Regens Küchl - June 10, 2011 at 3:12 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Statler Waldorf - June 10, 2011 at 3:54 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Faith No More - June 10, 2011 at 4:01 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Faith No More - June 10, 2011 at 8:16 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Cinjin - June 11, 2011 at 4:22 am

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