A little boy tells his local catholic priest :"When I grow up I want to become a priest!"
The priest answers :"Thats funny. I already am a priest, and yet I always want a little boy."

One day Jesus met a sinful woman who was about to be stoned by an angry mob. Jesus stepped forward and said :"The one among you who never commited a sin shall throw the first stone."
Suddenly a girl who stood at the back of the crowd threw a stone at the woman.
Jesus turned around, looked at the girl and shouted :"Mother! Some day soon you will drive me mad!"
The priest answers :"Thats funny. I already am a priest, and yet I always want a little boy."

One day Jesus met a sinful woman who was about to be stoned by an angry mob. Jesus stepped forward and said :"The one among you who never commited a sin shall throw the first stone."
Suddenly a girl who stood at the back of the crowd threw a stone at the woman.
Jesus turned around, looked at the girl and shouted :"Mother! Some day soon you will drive me mad!"