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Have a good religion joke?
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RE: Have a good religion joke?
June 10, 2011 at 3:54 pm
What do you call two Baptists.....a church. What do you call three Baptists.....two churches.


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A man is rescued off of a desert island. The rescue group saw two buildings the man had built on the Island. They asked him what the first building was for and the man replied, "Oh that's the church I attend to worship." Then they asked him what the second building was for, "Oh that's the church I used to go to."


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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist? Someone who knocks on your door for no reason at all.
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Have a good religion joke?

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Have a good religion joke? - by Thor - February 24, 2010 at 12:51 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by tavarish - February 24, 2010 at 1:11 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by leo-rcc - February 24, 2010 at 1:31 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by tavarish - February 24, 2010 at 1:38 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Thor - February 24, 2010 at 3:24 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Dotard - February 25, 2010 at 9:35 am
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Thor - February 25, 2010 at 11:24 am
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by AngelaRachnid - February 25, 2010 at 2:07 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Watson - February 25, 2010 at 2:16 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Thor - February 26, 2010 at 12:05 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by BethK - June 8, 2011 at 4:00 am
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by JohnDG - June 8, 2011 at 5:35 am
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Regens Küchl - June 10, 2011 at 3:12 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Statler Waldorf - June 10, 2011 at 3:54 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Faith No More - June 10, 2011 at 4:01 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Faith No More - June 10, 2011 at 8:16 pm
RE: Have a good religion joke? - by Cinjin - June 11, 2011 at 4:22 am

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