(November 14, 2016 at 10:07 am)Edward John Wrote: I am desperate to convert you.
*giggle* *smirk* Oh, how I love the desperation and angst of a flailing god-botherer.
I guarantee that you, mortal, are powerless to convert Me to your sad little dead-rabbi-on-a-stick religion. It's considerably more likely, in fact, that I could cause you to have naughty nightmares of the Queen of Heaven pole-dancing in a demonic stripper bar. (Mary is, after all, just a spayed version of the goddess Astarte -- The Queen of Hubba Hubba.)
Furthermore, as you are specifically promoting Catholicism -- a cult directly responsible for attempted cultural genocide in 11th century Norway, where My mother's family hails from -- I think that you should empty your bank account, sell everything you own, and send Me the money as weregild.
Alternatively, you could try talking Pope Frankie into selling off one of those near-empty churches and sending Me the proceeds. (Normally I'd ask for the land and building, then gut it and turn it into a coffee shop, but I'm kind of busy this fall so I'll take the cash instead.)
