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Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
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RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof!
(November 30, 2016 at 2:08 pm)PETE_ROSE Wrote: Your claim is lacking one thing my friend, the proof.

Matthew's gospel starts with description what a hunk Joseph is and you can see God is total into him, that they are no doubt a gay couple. Then, as any gay couple, they use Mary as surrogate for they gayby, which is God himself. Then we see a story about a guy that never had a girlfriend, let alone a wife and lived in close bondage with 12 other men. Even when JC was arrested a young man “wearing nothing but a linen cloth” tried to follow after Jesus. The men tried to grab hold of him, but the young man slipped out of the cloth and ran off naked. So not only did Jesus have sex with the 12 he also had other guys on the side that Judas got jealous and betraying him with the kiss. Since Jesus and Judas were so intimate, Jesus knew Judas was not kissing him like usual. He felt Judas just wasn't into him anymore. Or maybe he felt cum of the other man in his breath.

And also the only time Jesus cried was when he found out that Lazarus died, like he would do for his gay lover. And then it's confirmed in "The Secret Gospel of Mark" that after Lazarus was raised from the dead, he looked at Jesus and “loved him.” (In the Gospel of John it is the other way around: Jesus loved the brother.) Six days later the young man joined Jesus, “wearing only a linen cloth over his naked body. And he remained with him that night, for Jesus taught him the mystery of the kingdom of God."
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by rado84 - November 30, 2016 at 7:06 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Aegon - November 30, 2016 at 9:01 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Alex K - November 30, 2016 at 9:39 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by robvalue - November 30, 2016 at 9:54 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Joods - December 1, 2016 at 7:51 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 10:57 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Cyberman - November 30, 2016 at 11:09 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by rado84 - November 30, 2016 at 11:42 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Brian37 - November 30, 2016 at 11:31 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by PETE_ROSE - November 30, 2016 at 2:08 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Fake Messiah - November 30, 2016 at 4:09 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 2:38 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 2:46 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Drich - November 30, 2016 at 5:32 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by Opoponax - December 1, 2016 at 7:40 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 6:32 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 7:19 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 7:20 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 7:23 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 7:25 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - November 30, 2016 at 7:28 pm
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by ronedee - December 1, 2016 at 2:51 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - December 1, 2016 at 10:51 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by dyresand - December 3, 2016 at 10:50 am
RE: Christians, your god is gay. I have proof! - by vorlon13 - December 3, 2016 at 3:48 pm

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