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How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
December 1, 2016 at 3:16 am (This post was last modified: December 1, 2016 at 3:33 am by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
(December 1, 2016 at 1:10 am)GOĐ Wrote: I just read the OP



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Such is quite the irony; for one need not reduce quantum mechanics, such that one shall trivially observe, on the bible's accord, that the Christian God committed suicide:




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ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:(CONCLUSION (On the horizon of biblical accord): The Christian God is quite dead.
Thereafter, there exists not any logical description betwixt the opposite, par the aforesaid conclusion.

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It is indubitable, that God had passed, for Jesus is (was) God.

Here are roughly 20 scriptures that stipulate such.



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Sacrificial suicide , changes not the instance of SUICIDE.





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Said form's resurrection was but supposedly so; for no separate God (in Yaweh's capacity) existed such that said alternate God possessed resurrection-capability.

Therein, a rather pertinent query emerges; What resurrected God, whilst his three day death persisted?

The theistic mind fails to observe such a paradox.
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible) - by ProgrammingGodJordan - December 1, 2016 at 3:16 am

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