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How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(December 6, 2016 at 2:35 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: To be fair, my theories on the afterlife are based on my understanding of God and of what we do know and what makes sense to me. They're not just pulled out of nowhere. I admit they could be very much wrong, as they are not what we would consider revealed truth, but they are what I think might be the case. That's why I said they are merely my own theories.

Interestingly I have seen this phrase come up over and over again throughout the years.  As if reality has to make sense to you or it doesn't count.  It's usually in the form of "It's the only thing that makes sense to me."  I've seen it in religious conversations, UFO conversations, crop circle conversations, Bigfoot conversations...you name it.  Fortunately the only thing that ever seems to "make sense" to the person saying it just happens to be exactly what they want very desperately to believe.  And anything that does NOT "make sense" to the person always seems to be something which challenges what they do not want to believe.  Evolution, for instance, never seems to "make sense" to a creationist.  And it has to or it doesn't count!

Don't know where I'm going with this.  I just find it interesting that I have been seeing this same phrase come up over and over again for various woo beliefs for about a decade now.
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible) - by Asmodee - December 6, 2016 at 2:48 pm

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