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How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(December 7, 2016 at 5:57 am)Ignorant Wrote: ...
6) No one will be dead and no one will die. The reality and the purpose of graveyards will no longer exist.

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So, Hitler will be alive?  Or do you just mean his body will no longer exist?  Because "dead" and "alive" are two opposing states, all living/once living things being one or the other.  So if "no one will be dead" that means "everyone will be alive".  So where will Hitler be?  Alive and well in Hell?  I hereby copyright that shit!  That's a great title for a reality TV show!  Maybe one set in rural Mississippi...or anywhere in Texas...
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible) - by Asmodee - December 7, 2016 at 12:28 pm

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