Scorsese meets presided of pedophilia club

[Rev. Rye]

No, Marty what the fuck happened? Marty farty went to a country, Vatican, that reeks of diapers and there are no babies around it's because every citizen there is member of the clergy and by default has fresh baby diapers in his pocket so that he can sniff it every few minutes.

Okay, first of all, Marty is Italian-American, and it's very likely he'd have a hard time burning bridges with Mother Church, even though, as fascinated by it as he is, he's not particularly religious, and it makes sense for him to accept an audience with the Pope.

Second, Francis actually tends to be more inclined to actually do something about the child abuse epidemic than previous popes. I am fully aware this may not be saying much, given that, until recently, people who spoke out against it faced excommunication.

Third, In my experience, priests tend to be most likely to fuck boys a little too old for diapers.