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How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(December 7, 2016 at 12:59 pm)Ignorant Wrote:
(December 7, 2016 at 12:28 pm)Asmodee Wrote: So, Hitler will be alive?  Or do you just mean his body will no longer exist? [1] Because "dead" and "alive" are two opposing states, all living/once living things being one or the other.  So if "no one will be dead" that means "everyone will be alive". [2] So where will Hitler be?  Alive and well in Hell? [3] I hereby copyright that shit!  That's a great title for a reality TV show!  Maybe one set in rural Mississippi...or anywhere in Texas... [4]

1) Yes, even Hitler will rise on the last day, and spend eternity according to the true meaning of his actions (which were severely lacking in humanity, goodness, truth, etc.). I can't say for sure, but something tells me his eternity will be a lot like what he put millions of people though.

2) Yes, you're getting it. At the end of all things when Jesus returns, everyone who has died will RISE FROM THE DEAD, and spend eternity according to the good they did or did not do in this life.

3) Like I said, I can't say for sure, but I'm pretty confident that Hitler will be very alive in hell, but I'm not sure about the "well" part. He will spend eternity knowing the truth about how he spent his life as one of the shittiest people ever.

4) I couldn't agree more.

So there are different levels of Heaven and Hell, then?  It's not just black and white, good and bad?  Not being whatever strange religion you are I don't want to think that I'll spend eternity with Hitler.  I'm not THAT big a dick!  Nor do I want to imagine that the current pope is going to have to spend eternity with the last guy, who I'm fairly certain eats the souls of children.  But still, being pope has to be a free pass into Heaven, but there's no way "Pope Dickead" should have a house right next to "Pope Really Ok Guy" in Heaven.
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RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible) - by Asmodee - December 9, 2016 at 12:41 pm

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