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"God doesn't Exist just like Unicorns don't Exist?"
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RE: "God doesn't Exist just like Unicorns don't Exist?"
You have to understand the mentality of atheists to "get this".  Christians always think they're persecuted, atheists really are, though we don't really tend to think about it much.  We are under constant assault and it makes us cranky and short with people sometimes.  Every one of us has given long, thoughtful, well researched responses to Christians at one point or another only to have the response be, "Nuh uh!  God is real and you know it and he's going to burn you forever!"  Often it's a lot more sly than that, or it tries to be.  "God hasn't given up on you" or "You reject God", things which say "I may be in the pretense of having a civil conversation, but I just stated once again that I am absolutely right in the most condescending way I could without realizing I was being a prick".  It wears on you and your conversation style eventually devolves to things that are short, powerful and pointed.  I spent hours delivering the evidence to a JW once that no, there IS NO huge debate among scientists about evolution, it is pretty universally accepted in the scientific community.  That was a year or two ago and he still doesn't believe it.  So now I don't waste my time with facts.  I just zing him when the chance arises, make him squirm a little.  Why?  Because that's what he wants.  He's not interested in an honest conversation.  He's not interested in facts.  He wants a witless back and forth that he can pretend is a battle of wits.  And it amuses me to go into this battle being the only one armed.
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RE: "God doesn't Exist just like Unicorns don't Exist?" - by Asmodee - December 21, 2016 at 11:14 am

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