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How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men!
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How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men!
December 25, 2016 at 12:23 pm
Enjoy Ladies.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/12/21...king-Night

Quote:As I've wallowed in Christmas music the last couple of weeks, I've pondered the traditions of the Christmas story; and I've come to a conclusion.
Mary was shafted.
There she is, 8+ months pregnant, having been dragged all over Israel on the back of a fucking donkey.  I know that when I was 8 months pregnant, I had a hard time riding for two hours in a car to attend my father-in-law's funeral.
And men just do not understand how often one has to pee when there's a baby sitting on one's bladder, especially when one is being jiggled by travel.  Do you think Joseph cheerfully stopped every 15 minutes for a potty break, heaving Mary on and off the donkey with nary a complaint?  I mean, he didn't even get the fun of the conception.  That had to have had an effect on his equanimity during the pregnancy.
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How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Minimalist - December 25, 2016 at 12:23 pm
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Iroscato - December 25, 2016 at 12:35 pm
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by AceBoogie - December 30, 2016 at 5:05 am
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Cyberman - December 30, 2016 at 11:27 am
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Minimalist - December 25, 2016 at 12:33 pm
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Seraphina - December 25, 2016 at 1:22 pm
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Minimalist - December 25, 2016 at 12:48 pm
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by LastPoet - December 26, 2016 at 9:11 am
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Huggy Bear - December 26, 2016 at 12:09 pm
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Crossless1 - December 26, 2016 at 12:21 pm
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Tonus - December 26, 2016 at 9:03 am
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by LastPoet - December 26, 2016 at 9:13 am
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Minimalist - December 26, 2016 at 12:58 pm
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Cecelia - December 29, 2016 at 11:18 pm
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Minimalist - December 29, 2016 at 11:52 pm
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Minimalist - December 30, 2016 at 12:15 pm
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Esquilax - January 2, 2017 at 10:39 am
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Cyberman - January 2, 2017 at 12:22 pm

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