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How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men!
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RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men!
(December 25, 2016 at 12:23 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Enjoy Ladies.

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/12/21...king-Night

Quote:As I've wallowed in Christmas music the last couple of weeks, I've pondered the traditions of the Christmas story; and I've come to a conclusion.
Mary was shafted.
There she is, 8+ months pregnant, having been dragged all over Israel on the back of a fucking donkey.  I know that when I was 8 months pregnant, I had a hard time riding for two hours in a car to attend my father-in-law's funeral.
And men just do not understand how often one has to pee when there's a baby sitting on one's bladder, especially when one is being jiggled by travel.  Do you think Joseph cheerfully stopped every 15 minutes for a potty break, heaving Mary on and off the donkey with nary a complaint?  I mean, he didn't even get the fun of the conception.  That had to have had an effect on his equanimity during the pregnancy.

If Mary got 'shafted' then it seems that Joseph did get the fun of the conception! *rimshot*
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Minimalist - December 25, 2016 at 12:23 pm
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Iroscato - December 25, 2016 at 12:35 pm
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by AceBoogie - December 30, 2016 at 5:05 am
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Cyberman - December 30, 2016 at 11:27 am
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Minimalist - December 25, 2016 at 12:33 pm
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Seraphina - December 25, 2016 at 1:22 pm
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Minimalist - December 25, 2016 at 12:48 pm
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by LastPoet - December 26, 2016 at 9:11 am
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Huggy Bear - December 26, 2016 at 12:09 pm
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Crossless1 - December 26, 2016 at 12:21 pm
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Tonus - December 26, 2016 at 9:03 am
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by LastPoet - December 26, 2016 at 9:13 am
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Minimalist - December 26, 2016 at 12:58 pm
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Cecelia - December 29, 2016 at 11:18 pm
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Minimalist - December 29, 2016 at 11:52 pm
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Minimalist - December 30, 2016 at 12:15 pm
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Esquilax - January 2, 2017 at 10:39 am
RE: How You Know This Shit Was Written By Men! - by Cyberman - January 2, 2017 at 12:22 pm

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