Well, since we're going all scriptural...
From Paul's Epistle to the Glammorgians:
2:3-11 'And there shall come among you one whose words shall appear as crimson, and he shall repeat them often, evincing that his vocabulary is not greater than the sheep of the fields, yea not even as great as the sands of the desert. Yet his words shall give him the lie, as he shall clearly be insecure about the girth and stature of his manhood, so much so that many among you will receive the revelation that his nickname as school was 'Needle Dick'. And you shall know him, for he will be great in douchebaggery.'
Boru
From Paul's Epistle to the Glammorgians:
2:3-11 'And there shall come among you one whose words shall appear as crimson, and he shall repeat them often, evincing that his vocabulary is not greater than the sheep of the fields, yea not even as great as the sands of the desert. Yet his words shall give him the lie, as he shall clearly be insecure about the girth and stature of his manhood, so much so that many among you will receive the revelation that his nickname as school was 'Needle Dick'. And you shall know him, for he will be great in douchebaggery.'
Boru
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