(January 8, 2017 at 6:42 pm)Alasdair Ham Wrote: But Hawking's brother proved that God's farts are real and knocked the apple off the tree onto Newton's bonce.
And then a robber from the hood shot an arrow at the apple, which knocked the tree down and he said "I cannot tell a lie - I shot the sheriff of Tottenham, but I did not have sexual relations with that lady in red."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
