"I don't give a fuck. My name's Dave!!"

[Amarok]

Dave stands up for his rights and doesn't give a fuck about snowflakes. Be like Dave.

Nah id rather be like Bob .Bob stands up for all peoples rights and doesn't give a fuck about bigot crybabies and there faux delusions of persecution  therefore bob is better then Dave.

Dave is is just cynical old fuck who angry he can't get an erection. And even if he could woman run from him like the plague so he spends his days on right wing websites typing angry comments about how woman and minorities control everything.(won't sleep with him) And crying about him imagined persecution and after a few hours of circle jerking with other angry people. He goes to bed alone to start the sad cycle again Dave sucks long live Bob.

Oh and your still a lying asshole