RE: [1 second conversion] Convert theist to atheist, in 1 second
January 26, 2017 at 8:38 am
(This post was last modified: January 26, 2017 at 3:33 pm by Cyberman.)
Jordan
You don't have the intelligence to embarrass me. Rather I'm embarrassed for you. You have all the wit of a dead baby but none of its charisma. The only thing in which you are schooling anyone is how to drool and defecate simultaneously; a skill that, while undoubtedly unique to one achieving a particularly 'special' level of idiocy and a major personal accomplishment of which you should feel justly proud, is hardly enviable.
Now go back to playing with your alphabet blocks and if you're a good boy, you can have a story before your nap.
You don't have the intelligence to embarrass me. Rather I'm embarrassed for you. You have all the wit of a dead baby but none of its charisma. The only thing in which you are schooling anyone is how to drool and defecate simultaneously; a skill that, while undoubtedly unique to one achieving a particularly 'special' level of idiocy and a major personal accomplishment of which you should feel justly proud, is hardly enviable.
Now go back to playing with your alphabet blocks and if you're a good boy, you can have a story before your nap.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
