Is this another setup in which Rik poses the question, then spends the next five hundred pages telling us how stupid and dogmatic we are that we picked the wrong answer? Yeah, I'm too busy counting my nostril hairs, thanks.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'