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I Find It Offensive; How About You
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RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You
Radio Jerevan receives a question from a listener. "Is it true that cars are being given away in Red Square in Moscow."
That is correct, except for a few small errors.

First, it isn't Moscow, but Leningrad.
Second, it isn't Red Square, but the banks of the river Neva.
Third, it isn't cars but bicycles.
Fourth, they're not given away, but stolen."
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by LastPoet - June 24, 2011 at 3:58 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by goodone - June 24, 2011 at 1:32 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by goodone - June 24, 2011 at 1:39 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by 5thHorseman - June 24, 2011 at 1:43 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Napoléon - June 24, 2011 at 1:53 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Anymouse - June 27, 2011 at 3:09 am
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by BethK - June 27, 2011 at 9:41 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Whateverist - June 25, 2011 at 2:29 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by fr0d0 - June 25, 2011 at 2:42 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by fr0d0 - June 25, 2011 at 3:09 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by DaveD - June 25, 2011 at 3:19 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Darwinian - June 25, 2011 at 2:49 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Whateverist - June 26, 2011 at 12:31 am
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Minimalist - June 24, 2011 at 1:56 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Violet - June 24, 2011 at 2:10 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by 5thHorseman - June 24, 2011 at 2:11 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Napoléon - June 24, 2011 at 2:15 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Kayenneh - June 24, 2011 at 2:11 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by HeyItsZeus - June 24, 2011 at 2:22 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Darth - June 25, 2011 at 11:00 am
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Tiberius - June 25, 2011 at 2:07 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Cinjin - June 25, 2011 at 2:08 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by azharrison - June 25, 2011 at 2:38 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Violet - June 25, 2011 at 3:47 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Violet - June 25, 2011 at 11:13 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by fr0d0 - June 26, 2011 at 4:18 am
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by fr0d0 - June 26, 2011 at 2:47 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by padraic - June 27, 2011 at 2:58 am
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Minimalist - June 27, 2011 at 1:15 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Anymouse - June 27, 2011 at 3:40 am
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Anymouse - June 27, 2011 at 4:21 am
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Epimethean - June 27, 2011 at 1:18 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Darth - June 27, 2011 at 1:25 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Darth - June 27, 2011 at 6:53 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Epimethean - June 27, 2011 at 6:00 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Epimethean - June 27, 2011 at 6:17 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by fr0d0 - June 27, 2011 at 7:20 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Anymouse - June 28, 2011 at 1:23 am
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by fr0d0 - June 28, 2011 at 2:41 am
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Faith No More - June 27, 2011 at 10:42 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Epimethean - June 27, 2011 at 7:20 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by fr0d0 - June 27, 2011 at 7:23 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Epimethean - June 27, 2011 at 7:24 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Epimethean - June 27, 2011 at 9:40 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Udaho - June 28, 2011 at 1:31 am
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Anymouse - June 28, 2011 at 2:42 am
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Anymouse - June 28, 2011 at 2:58 am
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by LastPoet - June 28, 2011 at 2:59 am
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by fr0d0 - June 28, 2011 at 4:20 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by fr0d0 - June 28, 2011 at 6:24 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Faith No More - June 28, 2011 at 11:30 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by fr0d0 - June 29, 2011 at 5:52 am
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by fr0d0 - June 29, 2011 at 1:49 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by The Grand Nudger - June 29, 2011 at 2:04 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by fr0d0 - June 29, 2011 at 4:57 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Epimethean - June 29, 2011 at 6:02 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Violet - June 29, 2011 at 6:16 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Epimethean - June 29, 2011 at 6:18 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Violet - June 29, 2011 at 6:25 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Epimethean - June 29, 2011 at 6:30 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by DaveD - June 29, 2011 at 6:30 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Epimethean - June 29, 2011 at 6:39 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Epimethean - June 29, 2011 at 8:36 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by fr0d0 - June 30, 2011 at 8:23 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Violet - June 30, 2011 at 9:06 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by fr0d0 - June 30, 2011 at 8:34 pm
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by fr0d0 - July 1, 2011 at 4:03 am
RE: I Find It Offensive; How About You - by Violet - July 1, 2011 at 4:12 am

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